T-Bag Your Grandma Songtext
von Moron Police

Come on and open this door to my life.
Come on and dance this fandango of knives.
Somebody told me that I was alive,
But baby I′ve been ripped apart and eaten by mice.

And so you say I'm lazy and weird,
You like my smile but you don′t like my beard.
Somebody told you that I was a lie, but honey I'm a hobo,
Sporadically a Weaboo, and I just wanna go my way and go!

T-bag your grandma, you've got to T-bag your grandma.
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth.
T-bag your grandma, you′ve got to T-bag your grandma.
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth.


You see me riding the shit and the grit.
You see me rolling, I walk when I sit.
Somebody told me that I was a fool,
But baby I′ve got gold-encrusted shit, so I'm cool.

And so you say I′m lazy and weird,
You like my smile but you don't like my beard.
Somebody told you that I was a lie, but honey I′m a hobo,
Sporadically a Weaboo, and I just wanna go my way and go!

T-bag your grandma, you've got to T-bag your grandma.
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth.
T-bag your grandma, you′ve got to T-bag your grandma.
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth.

T-bag your grandma, you've got to T-bag your grandma.
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth.
T-bag your grandma, you've got to T-bag your grandma.
Put your balls in her mouth, put your balls in her mouth.

T-bag your grandma, you′ve got to T-bag your grandma.
T-bag your grandma, you′ve got to T-bag your grandma.