Mean World Syndrome Songtext
von Morlocks

Well hey!
If it isn′t our favourite audience
Always ready to listen and learn
Bow down, show your obedience
You're in luck, we′ve decided to return

For years they have been lurking in the tunnels down beneath
They're back into the limelight, now armed to the teeth
So, just what you've been waiting for
Morlocks in the house
Lamashtu, Innocentius and that fucker Strauss

Consider them a threat to morality and common sense
You ain′t seen nothing yet of their bizarre and cryptic influence
Prepare to be lead astray
Courtesy of Käpt′n K
Nothing will make sense, to your confusion and dismay


It doesn't matter what you try
Everyone is gonna die
Join the lamentation of the mean world syndrome
Hiding in the shadows of your own safe little universe
Under the impression that it′s always getting worse!

And it is! You know it's true
Black helicoptres coming for you, and your guns!
By the power of mace and taser, you glorious chemtrailblazer
You′re so pretty in your tinfoil hat
You're clutching pearls, and the world is flat
What kind of fuckery is that?

Some like it dirty
(Some like it dirty)
Some like it hot)
(Some like it hot
Some like it different
(Some like it different)
But we do not
(Oh no we don′t)


The world is full of things
That we never comprehended
Pull my strings and
Let's get offended
Cut and run, cease and desist
It's all so problematic and we′re keeping a list

And I can′t handle words
I don't know what to do
My natural reaction is to deplatform you
Take measures and ban this song
Everything is bad if you′re doing it wrong

Always remember that you'd rather be dead
Than give in to The Man and that chip in you head
Drink your silver, stay secure
Completely resistant but ritually impure

True to the Q, let all secrets transpire
Remain in your echo chamber, preach to the choir
Never make up for the lack of spines
Always assume and read between the lines

Hidden death rays spreading through the air
Make sure to wake up, sheeple
Stick it to the lizard people
Bringing out the panic and despair

And they feed on irrational fears
Doomsday is coming, it will end in tears
But I′m just a morlock and you know that's
Why I don′t care

I was born to raise cats

Nobody but you can authorize opinions
Everybody's evil but you and your minions
Smash your own head, rinse and repeat
Everyone's a slave to the Ultra Heavy Beat
They said it on the news!
There ain′t no cure for the present time blues, no!
Nobody hears you, what a shame
Dissent and denial, the modus operandi
Trust no one, keep your laser handy
There′s always someone else to blame

They're onto me, they′re onto you, they're onto God and country too
Everything you can′t explain is nothing but an outrage
Post traumatic soul distress, damaged by the yellow press
Put your own brain in a faraday cage

Name the prize, advertize, weaponize, agonize
Easy to control
Everything is fatal and it's aiming for your soul

There′s nothing much to tell but a great deal to sell
Everybody's hostile, the horizon has blackened
It's a pity that the world will end but worse things have happened