Worst Lover Ever Songtext
von Monkey Business

I′m worst lover ever
But I'm very clever
That′s why I never do that

In any places
I'm mental ace of aces
My head is oversized
My brain well organized

They call me maniac
I'm kind of brainiac
You know my eyes are bleeding
Because of all night reading

I′m worst lover ever
But I′m very clever
That's why I never do that

I′m worst lover ever
But I'm simply clever
That′s why I'm leaving your bed


Library is my mother
Voltaire is my father
Dust on book is my make up
When Cohen sings I take off

I am the top of elitist
My son will be feminist
And if you want to love me
As a gift a book you give me

I′m worst lover ever
But I'm very clever
That's why I never do that

I′m worst lover ever
But I′m simply clever
That's why I′m leaving your bed

I'm worst lover ever
But I′m very clever
That's why I never do that

I′m worst lover ever
But I'm simply clever
That's why I′m leaving your bed


I like your way of thinking
That′s why we are so linking
I love your brilliant mind
We are a special kind

Your neurons are your glamour
That's for I always clamour
Come on I′m boy from Mensa
We're in love and highbrow friends

I′m worst lover ever
But I'm very clever

I′m worst lover ever
But I'm simply clever

I'm worst lover ever
But I′m very clever
That′s why I never do that (never do that)

I'm worst lover ever
But I′m simply clever
That's why I′m leaving your bed

I'm worst lover ever
But I′m very clever
That's why I never do that (never do that)

I'm worst lover ever
But I′m simply clever
That′s why I'm leaving your bed