Beer Ain't Drinkin' Songtext
von Mojo Nixon

Beer, beer ain′t drinkin'
Beer, beer ain′t drinkin'
I don't care what your mama′s thinkin′
Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin′)

Yeah well, it's the grog of the gods; Kickapoo joy juice
I′m a queer for beer and as thirsty as a moose
I don't care what your mama′s thinkin'
Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin′) (yeah!)

You say the bar′s closed? Well, hell, son, just get me a beer
What'd ya mean, "No way!" That shit′s practically clear (let me tell ya)
I don't care what your mama′s thinkin'
Everbody knows that (beer ain′t drinkin')

(I'm gonna tell you somethin′ else here, now)
Well, I don′t want a draft, I don't want a Dry
If I don′t get a beer I'm gonna fuckin′ die, I said...


Beer, beer ain't drinkin′
Beer, beer ain't drinkin'
I don′t care what your mama′s thinkin'
Everbody knows that (beer ain′t drinkin')

(Hey Mr. Piano Player! Whack-a-doo!)

(And another thing:)
Well, eatin′ ain't cheatin′,?????????????
Everybody sing like they're at the camp meeting, I said...

Beer, beer ain't drinkin′ (Drinkin′! Drinkin'!)
Beer, beer ain′t drinkin' (Somebody get me a gin & tonic)
I don′t care what your mama's thinkin′
Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin') (Ho!)

Hell, I ain′t drunk! I only had a pony keg
I chugged my carbo-loadin′ dinner, still got my hollow leg
I don't care what your mama′s thinkin'
Everbody knows that (beer ain′t drinkin')
Yeah, everbody knows that (beer ain′t drinkin')
Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin′)

(Yeah!)
(Huh!)
(How!)

(Bring me a beer, please)