Space Shanty Songtext
von Misbehavin' Maidens

It was Wednesday Morn′ when we engaged
Boldly going places men has never known.
When up on the bridge, they spied a Romulan ship,
Far away from the neutral zone.

And the Planets they do roll
And the distant Stars, they glow
And we poor Enceintes are running round this ship,
While civilians, they lie down below, below, below.
While civilians, they lie down below.

Up spoke number one, of the Enterprise
And he was a Handsome, bearded man.
He straddled a Chair, with his very long legs
And said: 'Captain, do we have a plan?′

And the Planets they do roll
And the distant Stars, they glow
And we poor Enceintes are running round this ship,
While civilians, they lie down below, below, below.
While civilians, they lie down below.


Up spoke the Captain, on the Enterprise
And a well spoken man was he.
'I don't want to tangle with the Romulans,
I would rather drink my hot Earl Grey Tea.′

And the Planets they do roll
And the distant Stars, they glow
And we poor Enceintes are running round this ship,
While civilians, they lie down below, below, below.
While civilians, they lie down below.

Up spoke the Doctor, on the Enterprise,
She was a strong, veiled woman in blue.
She said: ′Captain, come on, you have to run this ship
All the Crew is depending on you.'

And the Planets they do roll
And the distant Stars, they glow
And we poor Enceintes are running round this ship,
While civilians, they lie down below, below, below.
While civilians, they lie down below.

Up spoke Lieutenant Commander, on the Enterprise,
And a curious Android, was he.
′Can someone please explain, why this Romulan ship
Has decided to break the Treaty?'


And the Planets they do roll
And the distant Stars, they glow
And we poor Enceintes are running round this ship,
While civilians, they lie down below, below, below.
While civilians, they lie down below.

Up Spoke the Pilot, on the Enterprise
And a nerdy, little Genius was he.
He said: ′I think, that we should...'
′SHUT UP WESLEY!'

And the Planets they do roll
And the distant Stars, they glow
And we poor Enceintes are running round this ship,
While civilians, they lie down below, below, below.
While civilians, they lie down below.

Up spoke the Engineer, of the Enterprise
And his Visor, was really high tech.
'I hope, that this Conflict doesn′t take that long,
I′ve a date waiting on the Holodeck.'

And the Planets they do roll
And the distant Stars, they glow
And we poor Enceintes are running round this ship,
While civilians, they lie down below, below, below.
While civilians, they lie down below.

Up spoke the councillor, on the Enterprise
And a very pretty Empath was she.
′There's a Romulan Vessel, outside of this ship,
And I sense the Romulans are angry.′

And the Planets they do roll
And the distant Stars, they glow
And we poor Enceintes are running round this ship,
While civilians, they lie down below, below, below.
While civilians, they lie down below.

Up spoke Security, on the Enterprise
And a very moody Klingon was he.
He said: 'KLINGONS DO NOT SING SPACE SHANTIES!′

And the Planets they do roll
And the distant Stars, they glow
And we poor Enceintes are running round this ship,
While civilians, they lie down below, below, below.
While civilians, they lie down below, below, below.
While civilians, they lie down below.