Phantomcat of Meowloween Songtext
von Mili

Ding dong
Blanket ghosts filled their baskets
As I sneaked out on my tippy toes
Roaming the back roads
With your neighbor′s jerky in between my teeth
I skipped across the street
Thinking about the feast featuring my new treat
A light shined on me

(Out of his body, his ninth life flew out)
(Hurried home to his humans)

Hooman, can't you hear my meows?
I′ll scratch up your couch
Attend to me now
You can even smell my paws
(He became a gato ghost on Halloween)


Tu-tuna-na-natto-to
Toy oy-oy? Oy-oyster sauce
Meow, meow-meow, meow-meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow-meow, meow-meow, meow-meow
Meow

Tiger the American Short brought me Greenies
Felix the Rex got me Wellness Core
Kibbles I purrfer
Sherlock the Ragdoll has canned food for struvite
Thanks, my bladder's fine
(A healthy feline)
Here comes Kinako the Scottish Fold
With her imported Churu paste
What an exotic taste
(The stuff we all crave)
Yet I still get excited
When my hooman buys that good old Kirkland brand
Everyday refills my bowl left on the patio
Since that night years ago


(Upon the clouds, the moon, he mews)
(Announcing to his humans)
Tonight I'll poo in your garden
And bring you dead rodents
Knock off your philodendrons
Come pet me in heaven
(He′s the Phantomcat of Meowloween)

Tu-tuna-na-natto-to
Toy oy-oy? Oy-oyster sauce
Meow, meow-meow, meow-meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow-meow, meow-meow, meow-meow
Meow