All the Dirt Songtext
von Mike Doughty

I believe
If you wanted to leave
You would seek relief
You would seek to alleviate

Sell your house to the banker
Sell your tchotchkes and papers too
Get the hell out of Madison
All the dirt you wander through

Go and call your accountant
Grab your dope and your shelltoe shoes
Go and fax your lawyer
All the dirt you wander through
All the dirt you wander through

All of you
Floats down Flatbush Avenue
All run through
With all the weight of all you knew


Sell your house to the bankers
Sell your tchotchkes and papers too
Get the hell out of Kensington
All the dirt you wander through

Go and call your accountant
Grab your dope and your shelltoe shoes
Go and call your lawyer
Of all the dirt you wander through
All the dirt you wander through

Nobody likes you
Nobody you like likes you now

Sell your house to the banker
Sell your tchotchkes and papers too
Get the hell out of Kensington
All the dirt you wander through

Go and call your accountant
Grab your dope and your shelltoe shoes
Fax it off to your lawyer
Of all the dirt you wander through
All the dirt you wander through
All the dirt you wander through