Protein Shake Songtext
von Mickey Darling

She has a nice beard
Has a mustache
Has a nice teeth
& she has a big ass

U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don′t need to hold hands
To know that
I'm broken

So sweet
So sweet
Of u to bone me
But babe i′ve been around
Ur nothing new

Backseat
Backseat
I had u soaking
Oh & i swear i drank u up like
Apple juice


Low key
Low key
Smelt like bologna
But baby i don't wanna put the
Blame on u

So weak
So weak
U need some protein
So let me slip inside then i'll give
Some to u

But i don′t even love myself
So how could i expect u to
Love me
Touch me
Call me honey
To put it bluntly

U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don′t need to hold hands
To know that
I'm broken


& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
Cause i don′t give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake

Told me i should just shut up
I know that
Sometimes i can be too much
But fuck that
I'm not even sorry that i hurt u
It′s my pity party thought i warned u

Told me i should just grow up
I felt that
Every time i fall in love
Regret that
Don't trust me i′ll only just desert u
Guarantee i'll eat u like dessert too

But i don't even love myself
So how could i expect u to
Love me
Touch me
Call me honey
To put it bluntly

U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don′t need to hold hands
To know that
I′m broken

& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
Cause i don't give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake

Now i′m in ur room sitting bedside
Saying that i'm hungry for the 400th time

U seem to always ignore me when its date night
Ur watching reruns of friends for like the 400th time

So then i get in a mood i blame the white wine
& now i′m screaming again for like the 400th time

& u don't ask to me fuck i guess its implied
I guess its implied babe i guess its implied

U can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
Cause i don′t need to hold hands
To know that
I'm broken

& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
Cause i don't give a fuck babe
Give up babe
For fucks sake

I don′t want to hold hands
I don′t want ur romance
& i don't need ur slow dance to know that
I′m broken