My Dick Songtext
von Mickey Avalon

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge
Your dick look′ like a little kids
My dick large like the Chargers (the whole team)
Your shit look' like you′re fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer dude


My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick more mass than the Earth
Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick, VIP
Your shit needs ID

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

It′s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don′t even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick, it look like a munchkin'


My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick good good lovin′
Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn′t shoplift at Thrifty
My dick pretty damn skimpy
Your dick hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll up
My dick grade a beef
Your dick made a geek

My dick sick and dangerous
Your dick quick and painless
My dick ′nuff said
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got dicks like Jesus