Party Instructions Songtext
von Methods of Mayhem

Hello Kiddies Do u want to party with me?
Excellent... Let′s play... follow my party instructions
STEP # 1 Let's get HIGH
Do u have a funny cigarette, Good! Then do not forget to share your funny cigarette with the person next to you!
Puff puff pass... Puff puff pass ...Oh Yes!
Your on your way to becoming a real party animal
Have you heard of bong hits? In order to do a bong hit you must have a bong


Ants in my pants party like a rockstar
Put on my stunner shades you can see me from a far
Take another shot and another shot and another shot ...Show me whatchu got!
Step # 2
You must swallow large quantities of alcohol,
Where′s the goddamn Jagermiester bitch?
It must be chilled to perfection,
Difficult in a parking lot I know, but it must be done the way
Preferred method is... to tilt your head back with mouth open wide while a friend pours 1.5 ounces of the chilled elixir down your throat, this is known as a jigger
... Not Jay-Z
Can you taste the deer?

Ants in my pants party like a rockstar
Put on my stunner shades you can see me from a far
Take another shot and another shot and another shot ...Show me whatchu got!

Step # J3
Beer... may be consumed several ways... Can, Bottle, frosty mug, Can, Bottle, frosty mug
If the room starts to spin you are doing this correctly. Congratulations now that your drunk and stoned the girl next to you is looking better and better and better
And better
And better
And better