Boxers on Backwards Songtext
von Melissa Carper

I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn′t matter
I ain't gettin′ lucky tonight
I got my boxers on backwards, they're stained and a-tattered
I ain't gettin′ lucky tonight

Well, I ain′t took a shower and my breath is mighty sour
I ain't gettin′ lucky tonight
I could spread my scent until it's all spent
I ain′t gettin' lucky tonight

No, I ain′t gettin' lucky tonight
I ain't gettin′ lucky tonight
I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn′t matter
I ain't gettin′ lucky tonight

Some girls like you stinky and drunk with you drinky
But I ain't a drinkin′ tonight
I'm stone-cold sober, and I dance like an ogre
I ain′t gettin' lucky tonight


Well, I'm feelin′ kind of shy, and I′m an odd kind of guy
I ain't gettin′ lucky tonight
I'm feelin′ mighty borin', and I′d rather be snorin'
I ain't gettin′ lucky tonight

No, I ain′t gettin' lucky tonight
I ain′t gettin' lucky tonight
I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn′t mattеr
I ain't gettin′ lucky tonight

I could turn my boxers round, go out on the town
But I ain't gеttin' lucky tonight
I ate some leftover beans, and it′s a sure thing
I ain′t gettin' lucky tonight

Well, I know I ain′t appealin' with my sad lonesome feelin′
I ain't gettin′ lucky tonight
Gonna curl up to my doggy and sleep like a loggy
I'll be feelin' lucky tonight

I ain′t gettin′ lucky tonight
No, I ain't gettin′ lucky tonight
I got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn't matter
I ain′t gettin' lucky tonight
Got my boxers on backwards, it just doesn′t matter
I ain't gettin' lucky tonight