Cactus Juice Songtext
von Medusa

"Drink cactus juice
It′ll quench ya
Nothing's quenchier
It′s the quenchiest"
"Okay, I think you've had enough"

Twisted off this cactus juice
I might be speaking Latin, dude (can I get some of that?)
Actus me invito factus non est meus actus, dude
People wanna work with me to put my name in brackets (who?)
Say they wanna practice just to put me on a mattress
Wanna hear me

Come to my room, room
Puff, pass, ching-ching (can I get some of that?)
Not fucking thinking
Dollar eyes twinking
Just a bit of junkie
Room's gettin skunky (can I get some of that?)
I don′t even like weed, but
You could pass it to me


Shut up and
(Drink drink, drink dr-drink, drink drink drink, drink dr-drink)
Shut up
(Can I get some of that?)
(Drink drink, drink dr-drink, drink drink drink, drink dr-drink)
Shut up

If I keep teaching you shit, you better pay me tuition
My pussy put a spell on you like a Bette Midler magician (can I get some of that?)
But boy, your dick looks like you need a pediatrician
Can you get insured with that pre-existing condition?

Step up, annoy me, try to clamp on
Step off, fuckboy, or you can eat my tampon
Who you tryna blast on, blast off, strap on
Wax on, wax off, I don′t need a damp palm
I got a command on every land you land a camp on
Jack off to the task on hand that I can still expand on
Acting and demanding like I'm holding me for ransom
You can′t hold my letters better
Built like envelopes you're stamped on, grandpa


Take a seat my little pupil
I am an alumn
You′re not gonna get some
Size you up like circum
I've got better things to do
Than to hang out with scum
Or to fuck a little drummer boy
Ba rum pum pum pum

Come, come to my room, room
Puff, pass, ching-ching (can I get some of that?)
Not fucking thinking
Dollar eyes twinking
Just a bit of junkie
Room′s gettin skunky (can I get some of that?)
I don't even like weed, but
You could pass it to me

Shut up and
All you wanna hear me say is (Shut up)
All you wanna hear me say is (Shut- shut up and)
All you wanna hear me say is (Shut up)
All you wanna hear me say is (Shut up)

Come to my room, room (all you wanna hear me say is)
Puff, pass, ching-ching
Not fucking thinking (all you wanna hear me say is)
Dollar eyes twinking
Just a bit of junkie (all you wanna hear me say is)
Room's gettin skunky
I don′t even like weed, but (all you wanna hear me say is)
You could pass it to me

Boys who think they showed me and
Boys who think they wrote me
Never had a problem after that boy tried to grope me
Always wore a condom after that guy tried to choke me
Never was a bottom after that boy thought he broke me
One, two, fifteen don′t act like you know me
I look blue, taste green, make you feel like codeine
I cook chew my own greens don't act like you own me
I′m not your Juliet and you will never be my Tony
So don't offer me your shit I always have my own rollies
Don′t wanna take a hit cause I do not fuck with your bony ass
Cough it up and spit I know your daddies bought you ponies
But the only thing that you can give to me is alimony
So wipe those eyes, I know everything you told me
Was full on lies, tried to say so you could bone me
Thought 'cause you saw me I would be your one and only
So, when you call me, leave a message at the toning

(Drink drink, drink dr-drink, drink drink drink, drink dr-drink)
Shut up
(Can I get some of that, some of that? Some of that, some of that?)
Shut- shut up and
(Drink drink, drink dr-drink, drink drink drink, drink dr-drink)
Shut up
(Can I get some of that, some of that? Some of that, some of that?)
Shut up