I Can't Be Counted on at All Songtext
von Meat Puppets

Give me lots of money
A house up on a hill
Send me pretty women
Or threaten me and still

I′ll come out to your house
And attempt to fix your sink
Do a mediocre job
As I'm leaving you will think


If you′re needing something
You know that I'll be gone
I will not answer when you call
If you're waiting for me
Then you′ll be waiting long
I can′t be counted on at all

My eye is on the pork
The pork is in the pan
If something needs a 'doing
Well, you know I′m not your man

If you're counting on me
You know I′ll let you down
You can't be counting on me
Cause you know I′m just a clown