Square Jaw Pt. I & II Songtext
von Me Like Bees

If I had a square jaw
A chiseled mandible
I′d have them ladies locked up with the crazies
'Cause who could handle?

If I had a square jaw I′d be an astronaut
You'd never seen such stubble working on the Hubble
I swear them stars would crawl if I had a square jaw

If I had a square jaw the banks would hate me
Cuz their whole day would be lining up to pay me
I wouldn't share at all

If I had a square jaw I′d have a TV show
Where people less than me take turns at impressing me
I′d judge them one and all if I had a square jaw


A square jaw
Like a movie scene, driving on by with a beauty queen
A square jaw
Don't tell me that it′s not everything it seems
A square jaw
Like a young James Dean, cruise control, livin' life easy
A square jaw

And it′s always been
Square Jaw v. Round Chin
Don't have a chance at all

A square jaw
Like a movie scene, driving on by with the beauty queen
A square jaw
Don′t tell me that it's not everything it seems
A square jaw
Like a young James Dean, cruise control, livin' life easy
A square jaw

And if it′s always been
Square Jaw v. Round Chin
Don′t have a chance at all