Rapgirl Songtext
von MC Lars

The following is an entirely fictional account
Any similarities between people living or dead
Is entirely coincidental
Just kidding

She fell from the sky
On a black October night
She wrote these funny songs
And everyone was tight

She asked me for advice
On jump starting her career
But I′m staring in her eyes
And she's talking in my ear

Suburban rap queen
I wrote this song for you
Suburban rap queen
What′s a MC to do?


Suburban rap queen
Every Biggie needs a Kim
Suburban rap queen
Sometimes you lose sometimes you win

Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Listen)
I like you a lot, you've got what it takes
To rock that Lars emo spot
Rapgirl, rapgirl

Check it
Now tell me what to do
When the playback is too quiet
And the song's already through?

This is called a break beat
It′s the musical element hip-hop
Was founded upon back in 1969
Now that′s educational

She fell from the sky with a superhero icon
We battled in the studio like,? Hey, yo is this mic on?
I went down for the count, she went up on the beat
I told her she was hot because stuff like that is sweet


She attacked me with her similes like killer bees at a park
I came back with a metaphor, an angry great white shark
The bass line that she struck, threw me flat on my back
So I came back with a track in a lyrical attack

Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Listen)
I like you a lot
You've got what it takes
To rock that Lars emo spot

Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Yo)
Now tell me what to do
When the playback is too quiet
And the song′s already through

Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Look)
I like you a lot
You've got what it takes
To rock that Lars emo spot

Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Yo)
Now tell me what to do
When the playback is too quiet
And the song′s already through

Because girls are so confusing
And I guess they'll always be
I should become a monk
Resigned to celibacy

Then I′d never have to worry
About what a hug might mean
See these girls who want to be your friend
May be just what they seem

We had burritos in your dorm
And talked about? Dizzy Rascal?
We wrote a song together
And recorded it and that's all

Romantic love
Is fear, of waking up alone
In Red Wood City with platonic
Voice mail on your phone

Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Listen)
I like you a lot
(Yo)
You've got what it takes
To rock that Lars emo spot

Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Hey)
Now tell me what to do
(What?)
When the playback is too quiet
And the song′s already through

Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Look)
I like you a lot
(Right)
You′ve got what it takes
To rock that Lars emo spot

Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Yo)
Now tell me what to do
(When)

When the playback is too quiet
And the song's already through
Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Rapgirl, rapgirl)

Suburban rap queen
I wrote this song for you
Rapgirl, rapgirl
(Rapgirl, rapgirl)
Suburban rap queen
What′s an MC to do?