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von MC Jin

Yeah I′m Chinese, and what? (Brr-brr)
Yeah, you know who this is (yeah), Jin
Let me just tell you this
The days of the pork fried rice and the chicken wings (let's go, ah)
Coming to your house by me is over

Y′all gon' learn Chinese
Y'all gon′ learn Chinese (hey)
Y′all gon' learn Chinese
When the pumps come out, y′all gon' speak Chinese (yeah)

Y′all gon' learn Chinese (差佬呀!)
Y′all gon' wanna be Chinese (快D走呀!)
Y'all gon′ learn Chinese
When the pumps go off, y′all gon' speak Chinese (走先)


Listen, go f- with your head man
I know a bunch of crypts that love Redman
Blood book in New York man things don′t change
Stop, the chinks be all over the game (brr-brr, yeah)
This ain't Bruce Lee, y′all watch too much TV
This is a game of death when I aim for your chest, yes
Too much sex got me seeing slow motion

Eyes barely open with a roach roastin'
And your girl, she loves the Jin motion
Rub it on her body like body shop lotion (yeah)
What′s the commotion, you never seen me? (我?)
The original chinky eye MC

You don't want to step to the army (uh)
And Double-R rank refugee
And the battle of the gun gonna make you speak another language
And amigo I ain't talking about Spanish

Y′all gon′ learn Chinese (ladies)
Y'all gon′ learn Chinese (fellas)
(唔係呀!) Y'all gon′ learn Chinese
When the pumps go off, y'all gon′ speak Chinese (brr)

Y'all gon' learn Chinese (差佬呀!)
Y′all gon′ wanna be Chinese (快D走呀!)
Y'all gon′ learn Chinese
When the pumps go off, y'all gon′ speak Chinese (饮先)


This one goes out to those that order four chicken wings
And pork fried rice and throw dice
In the hood, you think this is all good?
Till the cowboys roam through like Clint Eastwood
I wish you would come to Chinatown
Get lost in town, end up in the lost n' found
Eyewitnesses, you must be crazy
We don′t speak English, we speak Chinese

And the only po-po we know
Is the pig on the hook out by the window (差佬呀!)
Every time they harass me, I wanna explode
We should ride the train for free, we built the railroads

I ain't ya 50 Cent, I ain't ya Enimem
I ain′t ya Jigga Man, I′m a Chinaman
Ginseng in the palm of my hand
She looks surprised when she saw it in the palm of her hands
You know what's next? Safe sex
I′ll be damned if I sleep in the flesh with the insect

誰人好人誰人壞? (uh-huh)
誰人好人壞? (oh 呢度最好聽真係!)
誰人好人就 take it bye-bye
Take it, take it, bye-bye-bye (喂打個電話俾我啦!)

Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things (真係?)
Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man (Jin!)
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things (誒, 多謝妳!)

The moral of the story is
Don't judge a book by its cover (不好呀!)
I know you think he′s fam, but he's really undercover
I saw his name on the affidavit
It was written in Chinese and this is what he said
"間唐人餐管係用做收數"
Bring about some local hooligans and thugs so
Catch them at midnight when they close the shop up
Reading the Ten Commandments, cooking up Hakka

Biggie Small posters are all over the walls
If they think you′d save me the bullet, it's over y'all (玩完啦!)
Me, I′m just Jin just doing my thang
Just doing my thang, just doing my thang
唱首歌同埋跳隻舞
Why is there beef everywhere I go?
I′m drunk screaming, can't we all get along? (啲靚女還邊啊?)
My ladies with the thongs, my thugs with the firearms

Y′all gon' learn Chinese (all the ghetto)
Y′all gon' learn Chinese (all the suburb)
Y′all gon' learn Chinese (yeah)
When the pumps come out, y'all gon′ speak Chinese (refugees, brr)

Y′all gon' learn Chinese (差佬呀!)
Y′all gon' wanna be Chinese (快D走呀!)
Y′all gon' learn Chinese
When the pumps come out, y′all gon' speak Chinese

誰人好人誰人壞? (uh-huh)
誰人好人壞? (oh 呢度最好聽真係!)
誰人好人就 take it bye-bye (Wyclef)
Take it, take it, bye-bye-bye (喂打個電話俾我啦!)

Mr. Jin, you are the sexist man (Ruff Ryders)
Mr. Jin, I love the way you do your things (真係?)
Mr. Jin (Jin!)

Yeah, the game will never be the same (玩完噜!)
Double-R refugees (返屋企啦!)
First Chinese rapper (早唞)
First Asian rapper