Floating Bridge Songtext
von MC Frontalot

The beam bridge, seeming to be the ridge spanner
All manner of planks gets employed under the banner
Of progress, 85 yards the max
Nobody plummets to the bottom of ravines intact

And so the truss bridge must be seen as an improvement,
Cantilever even receiving the translucent
Inducement to get wrecked (high-tech)
But watch the Firth of Forth fall in the drink, one should expect


And so you step with the arch bridge, point to every zenith
Say that gravity′s smart, you settle stones just like a genius
But I seen this tumble like crumbs from Cookie's lips
The aquaducts no longer seem to irrigate worth spit.

The suspension bridge could go like seven thousand feet
But it′s seven plus one from here to where I wanna be
So I free up the styrofoam peanuts that I been packing
If I'm lackin' in boats it′s cause I′m fearful of the kraken
Now I'm stacking little floaters and I′m bandin' them together,
I could travel over water in this manner to wherever
If the bonds hold tight let′s take a hike to Honolu
And you'll be whistling the praises of the float-bridge too.