You Look Stupid Songtext
von Max Normal

(INTRO)
It′s better to be yourself
You don't have to be bad to be cool
Be good and you will be
Good at everything that you do

Fuck Eugene Terror and all your stupid white knights
(Do do do do, do do do do, do)
Welcome to my fright night!
[Beat boxing]
Beat Box Slayer
Your wife masturbates to Steve Hoffmeier
Now here′s my word to your daughter
If your dad ever puts his hands in your pants or
Tries to make you touch his willie go tell your mom
Same goes for your brother and your uncle and your cousin
You think the rapper knows what's up, maybe he doesn't
Don′t bug me, I′m watching the rugby


My biltong makes me feel strong
Little puppies love me
Patricia Lewis knows who's the newest
Max Normal.tv I′m rocking knee-high khaki socks
Bokkies from Benoni wanna blow me
I'm sending big shout outs to all my satanic homies
Throat sucking goats from Cape Town to Port Elizabeth
Bored of Visitors from Zimbabwe trying to park my car
Leave me alone, I can park it on my own!

You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
Rappers are stupid, very fucking stupid,
Not quite as stupid as me, I′m the new kid!

You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
Plus a lot of DJs these days suck
When I say DJ he say, "fuck!"

You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
Straight out of Randburg - uh!
Crazy motherfucker named vandenberg, uh,
Used to eat the hamburger, just like everyone else
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
Stop looking at me funny, look at yourself
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!


I don't live on the streets, but I walk on the streets
I don′t fly through outer space when I talk on the beat
When I enter the place, everyone gawking at me
Like my head is a microwave and my body's a fridge
Open my chest, stare at my lights,
So what I'm a robot?
Don′t try open my head, read the warning dummy
You′ll get dead very quick,
I'm very, very sick.
Right here on earth,
Trying my best to get better,
Rappers all high, rapping from inside the space station,
The space monkeys in the circle, nodding their heads vacant,
You′re running out of energy, no more sun,
Rent money, food, irrelevance, ET phone home.
I fly in the air and flex my skill at big fancy festivals,
Smile for the camera, grabbing my testicles.
Rappers sound identical, like awards festivals.
You puff fluffy play-play, coochi-woochi I'm terrible.
(RARR!)

Now run tell your mommy,
Fuck the money, I"m in it for the young girls punani
Sniff, sniff, cooshi-tush, push mushy bush
Yeah dog! (I′m not your dog I'm a wolf.)
I rap like I′m standing next to you in the lift without speaking
While you're thinking about what you're doing this weekend.
You in the shallow end with arm bands,
I′m in the deep end, underwater your legs look good
You′re like "what the?"

You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
Rappers are stupid, real fucking stupid,
Not quite as stupid as me, I'm the new kid

You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
Sometimes I start having so much fun that I can′t even think,
I'll slip a tampon in your drink
Now you look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
My style makes your face ugly!
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!
Fuck looking at me funny, look at yourself
You look stupid, cuz you look like everyone else!

I′m real like the landlord,
The lord of the land,
Your stuff's stuck as fuck,
Everyone is bored of you man.
You know when you go to sleep funny and you can′t feel your leg?
Well you're still asleep, dummy, plus your whole heads gone dead.
I'll punch you in the face, but you still won′t feel it,
Like "pow" did you feel that? Exactly!

I walk around town, refrigerator style it the moenieke
Kids laugh, fill me with stuff, making fun of me
Til I overheat emotionally,
Hubbly-bubbly for company,
MC Totally-otry

Rappers are stupid, very fucking stupid,
Not quite as stupid as me, I′m the new kid
Walking down the block, in my kak flip-flops,
Pajama pants, my t-shirt says "fuck hip hop"
People look at me like I'm some kind of gross stain
This ghost plane is most strange, I′ll hurt your head like propane

I live on my own like a dream come true,
Who would of thought?
I'm like "wow, this is incredible!"
All the other me′s before me looking to the future
With a big glow on the chest give me a round of applause
Free money get a word to the dassie on your sweater
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