Monopoly Songtext
von Matt Watson

(Damn, okay Jamal)

Girl, you cute, but you know that I am cuter
Don′t need to go outside
Got all my friends on my computer (cha-ching!)
404 that's fine, you know that I′m a troubleshooter (shick-shick)
Let's go get some hooters
Dine and dash like D.B. Cooper
Yeah, yeah (skrrr)

Rainbow ice like it's dippin′ dots
I′m feeling like a honey bee in a flower shop
She suckin' so sweet like she got a lollipop
Your girl, I always make her laugh just
Like I′m Carrot Top, hahaha
I used to whip in my used Honda Civic
How 'bout you mind your business
And go try to find some bitches (damn!)


It ain′t astrophysics, it ain't rocket scientific
But I know you still won′t get it
'Cause to you it's hieroglyphics, oh shit
Yeah, I′m handsome like Mr. Clean
Flaming like some kerosene
Fresher than some Listerine
Lookin′ like a string bean

Monopoly money all up in my pockets
Bread gets ya boy takin' off like a rocket
Sippin′ some coffee and sittin' on top of the world
Watchin′ some Family Guy with your girl
Yeah, I got the box set
She love me, yeah, that's what she said
(Dude, that′s what she said)

Girl, you cute, but you know that I am cuter
Don't need to go outside
Got all my friends on my computer (cha-ching!)
404 that's fine, you know that I′m a troubleshooter (shick-shick)
Let′s go get some hooters
Dine and dash like D.B. Cooper
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la
(Oh, shit)