Two Kinds of Animals Songtext
von Mark Sheeky

There are two kinds of animals in this world
The ones that are useful within this world
And ones that are useless within in this world

There are those that like towns like the fox and rats
And those that avoid us like birds and bats
But unless they can help us we put out traps


There are those that have comforting barks and meows
And those that we eat like the sheep and cows
But the rest are a pest and are not allowed

They must all be our slaves!
Be our slaves or die!

Message from central control: all humans must report to unit four for reprogramming

What kind of animal are you?
What kind of animal are you?
Are you useful to us?

There are two kinds of animals in this world
The ones that are useful within this world
And ones that are useless within in this world