Don't Go Drinking With Hobbits Songtext
von Marc Gunn

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Don't go drinking with hobbits.
Sure you′ll have a grand time all night long.
But if you're not used to drinking with hobbits,
You may not want to wake up at all.
==Chorus==

They were thoughtful and kind when they invited me to drink,
A lone human among hobbitkind.
They bought me a half,
Then another and one more And told stories of days long gone by.

The brew was strong.
My glass never empty,
As if time stood still and bare.
But when I awoke the next morning
I felt like Old Smaug had been there.

==Chorus==


You may wonder how it all happened.
Well, I'm still wondering what happened too.
I had tea, dinner, and supper.
Quite full, I thought I was through.

They insisted I come to the Flagon
And drink to the health of new friends.
But when I go there, I met more hobbit friends
And the toasts seemed never to end.

==Chorus==

When the sun it rose the next morning,
And I lifted my head from my drool,
There were beer mugs spilled on the tables
And hobbits lying next to their stools.

A young hobbit lass grinned cross the barroom
And nudged each of my new hobbit friends.
Then sometime after second breakfast
We all started drinking again.

==Chorus==

I left Hobbiton a few days later.
My head was swollen and sore.
It felt like a dwarven anvil
After a terrible war.


I don′t think I′ll ever recover From the food, the drink and the cheer.
Now I swear I'll never drink with hobbits again
At least, till I see them next year.

==Chorus