Jeff the Chef Songtext
von Mandalorian

You′re drinking at the bar
It's going well so far
Knocking back the beers
Drowning out all your fears

You meet a charming man
Who takes you by the hand
But little did you know
How this one-night stand would go

Well you think you want a teaser
But don′t look in the freezer
Hannibal the Cannibal can never compare

There goes Jeff
He's a gourmet chef
But you will find
He's not the normal kind
You′ll shake in the wake
Of his take on steak
He′s after human flesh
Tasty, pink and fresh


He pours you out some wine
So far it seems benign
Until he dims the lights
You'll soon find out love bites

You thought that he was keen
Now he′s cutting out your spleen
Harvesting your meat
Serving up delicious treats

You died without a reason
Shame he's not a vegan
Jeff the chef′s the one who left your family bereft

There goes Jeff
He's a gourmet chef
But you will find
He′s not the normal kind
You'll shake in the wake
Of his take on steak
He's after human flesh
Tasty, pink and fresh


There goes Jeff
He′s a gourmet chef
But you will find
He′s not the normal kind
You'll shake in the wake
Of his take on steak
He′s after human flesh
Tasty, pink and fresh