Lazy Jones Songtext
von Makke

Jones was quite a lazy man
Of game designers he was a fan
Was happy as long as he got paid
He spent his day in the arcade

But sometimes he felt all trapped inside
A boarded house with no way out
With someone watching, no way to hide
Not in control of his whereabouts

And his friends they used to say
"You′ve gotta break loose of that some day
The joystick is running your life
Stuck in a rut and endless strife"

But Jones didn't hear
′Cause in his head he heard the cheer
Of people singing


"Jones, he is the man
He can join my clan
He's the best score
Who could ask for more?
Jones, he is the best
Better than the rest
He's got all the scores
That are higher than yours"

His mother used to ask her son
What out of all of this he′d won
And every time he used to say
"You wouldn′t understand anyway"

Then she would shake her head
Saying "Why don't you get a girl instead?
The joystick is running your life
Stuck in a rut and endless strife"

But Jones wouldn′t hear
'Cause in his head he heard the cheer
Of people singing

"Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones!
Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones, Jones!"


"Jones, he is the man
He can join my clan
He′s the best score
Who could ask for more?
Jones, he is the best
Better than the rest
He's got all the scores
That are higher than yours"