House of Fun Songtext
von Madness

Good morning, Miss
Can I help you, son?
16 today, and up for fun
I′m a big boy now, or so they say
So, if you'll serve, I′ll be on my way

Box of balloons with the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers that pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation′s on his way
Welcome to the house of

N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no, Miss, you misunderstood
16, big boy, full pint in my manhood
I′m up-to-date, and the date's today
So, if you′ll serve, I'll be on my way


Welcome to the house of fun
Now I′ve come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation′s on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry, son, but we don't stock
Party gimmicks in this shop
Try the house of fun
It′s quicker if you run
This is a chemist, not a joke shop

Party hats, simple enough clear
Comprehend, savvy, understand, do you hear?
A pack of party hats with the colored tips
Too late, Gorgon′s heard gossip
Well, hello, Joe, hello, Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion′s den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun


Welcome to the house of fun
Now I′ve come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation′s on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the-