Good Vs Evil Songtext
von Madchild

Lawn Mower Man
I′m the Lawn Mower Man
OKAY!


Tell me who the best is
Break into your house
And come downstairs and spit asbestos
Tell Satan we gon' have a little exorcism
I′m a fuckin' super beast with gamma x-ray vision
It's good versus evil
Bax War Fam is understood by the people
Ain′t nobody fucking with this monster I′m lethal
Prefontaine full of pain spitting ether
I ain't got no time for a breather
Cold like a freezer
Old like a geezer with revert
I don′t like a girl at my lever
Cause when it comes to bitches
I'm picky like a fucking pair of tweezers
Eh, eh I′m proud to be from
C-A-N-A-D-A better do what we say
Come up the stairs and write a song
And hit the beat hard
Babble on the track like I'm a hyperactive retard
Fuck! Shit! I swear like I got tourettes
Smoke a rapper easy like a lit up cigarette
Eat a rapper like he was a baguette
The way I spit I guarantee you′re gonna never forget
Contort words, bend sentences like magic
I warp Smurf every ending will be tragic
You are beautiful, but you are gonna die
Don't wanna end up looking back
And say you coulda tried


What if I was a butterfly
With a broken wing
Nighty night, sing a lullaby
I'm a vocal king
Not a local king, I′m a broke star
Swear so much I need to eat a fucking soap bar
Been around the world and fucked a few thousand chicks
Got a Range Rover but it′s a 2006
I don't get a hangover cause I don′t drink anymore
Life's better overall except Shane′s plenty bored
I swear I've seen every movie on the motherfucking planet
Tried watching sports and still don′t fucking understand it
I guess it's camaraderie, I'm a commodity
Fuck rap you′ve got a better chance to win the lottery
You are not in my velocity
Cause I′m an awesome beast
I'm quite possibly the best
You′ll need a cross and priest
Not forgotten I'm still [?]
I′ve got rotten teeth
You'll need a coffin
I′m a prophet and I often speak