You're My Bestest Friend Songtext
von Mac Davis

Well, who wipes me off when I get gravy on my shirt?
And who knows exactly where to kiss me when I hurt?
And who′d make love with me on satin sheets or in the dirt?
You babe, you're my bestest friend

Who takes me home when I get too drunk to dance?
And who bravely puts up with my uncles and my aunts?
And who discreetly whispers I forgot to zip my pants?
You babe (you babe) you′re my bestest friend


And who comes down and bails me out when I get in a jam?
And helps me tell the police where I live and who I am?
And who pats my back when no one else could give a damn?
You babe (you babe) you're my bestest friend

Who can be as gentle as a sparrow in my hand?
Meaner than a junkyard dog when she's fighting for her man
And who′s the only one I′ll ever love or understand?
You babe (you babe) you're my bestest friend
Talkin′ about you babe, you're my bestest friend