I Fell in Love With an OO Scale Wife Songtext
von Luke Haines

I fell in love with an OO scale wife, it was divine
She′s stuck together with glue and so am I
My scale wife, her tiny feet, enormous breasts
Where I lay my shrunken head

We ran away and set our sails to sea
In a paper boat
Washed up a Gretna Green in a matchstick church
We had eloped, she gave birth to a model kit
For ten years or more we lived in bliss


I sat at home practising guitar
I had a plan to conquer the world as an OO scale rockstar
I did it, man

She ran away back to mom
Back to Twickenham in a dinky car
Now she sits on the shelf staring at the stars
By the biscuit jar

And I travel the world in a midget submarine
A tiny rockstar
I fell in love with an OO scale wife