Please No Squeeza Da Banana Songtext
von Louis Prima

I got the pomdoro!
I got the ′nsalata
I got the fagioli
And, and the pici
I got 'tutt cos

Oh, please no squeeza da banana!
Because when you do that
The banana you make flat
Please don′t squeeza da banana
When you squeeza da plum
Are you put on him the bum

You touch this, you touch that
You touch everyt'ing
You push this, you push that
Then you buy nothing!
Please no squeeza da banana
If you squeeza, Officer, please
Squeeza da coconut


Oh, please no squeeza da banana
Because when you do that
The banana you make flat!
Please no squeeza da banana
When you squeeza da grape
Are you put him outta shape!
You touch this, you touch that
You takin' me for a fool?
You squeeza this, you squeeza that
Why don′t you squeeza the citroul?
Oh, please no squeeza the banana
If you squeeza, Officer, please
Squeeza the coconut!

Oh, please no squeeza da banana
Because when you do that
The banana you make flat
Please no squeeza da banana
When you squeeza da peach
Mammamia what a reach
You touch this, you touch that
You ruin all the fruit
You squeeza this, you push that
But you never come up to loot!
Oh please no squeeza da banana
If you squeeza, Officer, please

Squeeza da coconut!
Squeeza the ′cucuziell!
Squeeza the watermelòn
Squeeza the 'mulugnan

But please no squeeza da banana!