My Father's Sacred Sword Songtext
von Louie Zong

I am on a quest
For my father′s sacred sword
Unparalleled in craftsmanship in all the land

The blade, the blade!
Sharper than a dragon's fangs
Cuts through foes like a big knife through a ham

All I ever wanted was to fill his giant shoes
I′ll retrieve his sacred blade, there's no way that I could lose!

...Wait, what?

What? What do you mean?
You're telling me he stole it from a guy when he wasn′t looking?
What? What do you mean?
You′re telling me my father was a lousy good-for-nothing?


No! I don't believe you!
Foul demon begone

So you′re telling me
That he stole a sword to impress the ladies?
And - furthermore
That he was a no good crook who would steal from a baby?

No! I don't believe you!
Lying beast begone!

I am on a quest for my father′s sacred blade
I know it's so strong and so cool
People lie and besmirch my father′s name -

Bronkius Bonehead
The Village Fool

(God rest his soul)