Asymptotic Songtext
von Louie Zong

I think you′re curvilinear
A real nice graph to see
You're a cutie face in x-y space
Not imaginary
But it′s complex!
The limits are infinitely great
I wish that we could cosign
But that'll have to wait

We're asymptotic
We′re on it
Til the end of linear time

Asymptotic
Divided by the smallest, slimmest line

Asymptotic
Obliquely, here′s the point of this speech

As close as we could ever get, you'll be just out of reach


We′re asymptotic
We're on it
Til the end of linear time

Asymptotic
Divided by the smallest, slimmest line

Asymptotic
Obliquely, here′s the point of this speech

As close as we could ever get, you'll be just out of reach
We′re asymptotic

It's derivative to say
You're integral to me
We′re off on our own tangents
Fading constantly
I′ll forget
Like my college calc
Oh well
It was never meant to be
We were always parallel