Anti‐Sea Shanty Songtext
von Louie Zong

Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of mead (hey!)
I′ve got a secret, I hate the sea (hey!)
I eat all my lemons, I'm fit as can be (hey!)
But out on the ocean you won′t find me (hey!)


Can't make me walk the plank with my feet here on the land
The greatest treasure of them all is the use of both my hands
You're stuck eating hardtack, while I′m here, eating veal
I′m a pillar of virtue, and you just pillage of steel (hey!)

Sure you get the glory, sure, you get the fame
You set your own hours, and you have a funny name
Why did I even put accordions in this song?
Ah, screw it, sign me up, I've been a pirate all along