You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly Songtext
von Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

You′re the reason I'm a-ridin′ around on recapped tires
And you're the reason I'm hangin′ our clothes outside on wires

And you′re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'
Ah, but looks ain′t everythin', and money ain′t everythin'
But I love you just the same

You′re the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop
And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop

You′re the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin′
Ah, but looks ain't everythin′, and money ain't everythin′
But I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have everything we need
′Cause when we get ahead it's got another mouth to feed

And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone
And that′s the reason that I ain′t got no hair to comb


And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin′
Ah, but looks ain't everythin′, and money ain't everythin′
But I love you just the same

Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave
And put on a clean pair of pants?
But Loretta, look at yourself
Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair
And go put on a little makeup
And get out of that housecoat before supper

Ha, well let me tell you something, Conway
Considerin′ everything that I went through today
I look like a movie star
Yeah, Ruth Buzzie
Thank yee
Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway
Oh, they did, huh? What about the ones that′s bald?
Well, I guess you might say they took after me