Alan Hansen's Peg Bag Songtext
von Loose Tapestries

I always watch match of the day
And I haven′t seen Alan Hansen for a while
Which I thought was a bit odd
Cause I make observations on things I have seen and not seen
And my wife said to me
"Can you hang out uh, your new white fancy pirate shirt"
"Cause we got that barbecue on Saturday"
So I said "yeah alright, where are the pegs?"
And she said " they're in the peg bag, where they always are"
You know, she′s got a peg bag So I looked inside, and uh
In with the pegs, I saw Alan Hansen
And so that's where he's been
He passed me up a peg
I hung up my pirate shirt
And I′m ready for my barbecue
Also, I′m not wondering anymore where Alan Hansen is
So I can relax at the barbecue
Cause it was playing on my mind a bit