Hello Sailor Songtext
von Liz Phair

Hello sailor, buy you a drink?
Hello sailor, tell me, what do you think?
How was the big beach, how was the sand?
Did you fly an aeroplane, did you get a tan?
How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil?

Hello sailor, tell me what do you think?
Hello sailor, will we get him next week?
How does it feel to be hated and loved back home?
I′m telling you, you should've known

That I′m a little despot, short and stout
Here is my handgun, here is my crowd control
When you tick me off, then the bullets fly out
Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit
Free love is a whole lot of bullshit


Hello sailor
Hello sailor, buy you a smoke?
Hello sailor, can I tell you a joke?
Knock, knock, who's there?
No, I'm just happy to see you
It′ll be a hundred if you come

Hello sailor, tell me, how does it feel
Hello sailor, to be fighting for real?
Sailor, they got you coming and going
Sailor, look out ′cause your pussy is showing
How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil?

I'm a little prostitute, I put and sell
Here come the market monkeys with their little font nails
When they tip me over, they better tip me well
Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit
Free love is a whole lot of bullshit

Hello sailor, buy you a fuck?
Hello sailor, you had much more than luck
You had the US of army on your side
And that red, white, and pride

Hello sailor, I mean women and men
Hello sailor, you gonna be up for it again?
How does it feel to make shooting stars in the sky?
Was it a rush to almost die?


Hello sailor
I said hello sailor
How does it feel to be back on American soil, hearing no blood for oil?

I′m a little liberal, I'm stupid in doubt
Here is my platform, here is my holy roller
When you snow me under, I rock and roll you out
Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit
Free love is a whole lot of bullshit
Free love is a whole lot of bullshit