Leperchaun Songtext
von LilDeuceDeuce

Behold! My most fearsome invention yet!
The Leperchaun!

But Dr. Monster, what′s so scary about a Leprechaun?

Not a Leprechaun, Douglas, a Lep-ER-chaun

That's just Leprechaun spelled wrong?

No, no. Listen carefully! Lep-ER-chaun

I don′t get what's so scary about a dyslexic Leprechaun

Let me educate you through the power of music!

I am the Leperchaun, and I've been cursed with leprosy
When people see me on the street they stop and point at me
′Cos my appendages are covered in these bandages of green
And everywhere I see the sight of frightened children screaming
Always after me lucky charms, so magically delicious
Tastes sweet, but the side effects are rather vicious
Follow the rainbow to my pot of gold, just watch out for severed toes
You′ll never get my four leaf clover
The game is up, your life is over!


Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!

Behold! My most invention yet: The Leopardchaun!

I am the Leopardchaun. Top o' the mornin to ya
Better stand down, cuz I got a warning for ya
Listen Leperchaun, you′re about to be replaced
I'm Dr. Monster′s masterpiece, you were just a mistake
Battling you shouldn't prove to be too hard
I mean look at you, you′re already falling apart
I am the Leopardchaun and I will never change my spots
That's why I won't stop ′til I′m on top and I'm calling the shots

Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!


You think you scare me with your fake tough guy act?
Face it Leopardchaun, you′re nothing but a pussy cat
You can't even imagine how sick and twisted I am
You′re just a copycat, a wannabe, and a sham
Rock rhymes so sick I gave the mic a disease
Battle me and I'll defeat you with the greatest of ease
Now I′m sick of this charade, it's time to say goodbye
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye

Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!
Leperchaun!

Oh, Lep-ER-chaun! I get it now!

You like it?

Yeah, yeah, it′s clever!

Pretty good, right?

Very clever, well done