Mr. Chevy Celebrity Songtext
von Less Than Jake

Well, I thought all my friends were sane
Then I met this kid in fourth grade
"Let′s go throw rocks
Through the neighbor's windows!"

I never wanted to go
He would always make me
He would always make me
I wanna know what you were thinking
I wanna know what you were drinking

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
Have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
He′s the guy passing out and crashing on your couch
Mark Cruce, have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
He's the guy pissing in the front yard of your house
Mark Cruce


Through the years, not a whole lot's changed
How ′bout that party where
You stole the beer tap
Off some burnout′s keg, yeah

I really hope that you know
I almost got my ass beat
Almost got my ass beat
I wanna know what you were thinking
I wanna know what you were drinking

Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
Have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
He's the guy with the bat that took your mailbox out
Mark Cruce, have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
Setting fire to bags of shit outside your neighbor′s house


Mark Cruce, have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
Have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
Yeah, have another drink
Fuck you, whoa-oh
Have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh