Threes, Rev 1.1 Songtext
von Leslie Fish
Threes, Rev 1.1 Songtext
Deep in engineering, down where mortals seldom go
A manager and customer come looking for a show
They pass, amused, among us as they sign off on the log
They′ve come to see our pony and they've come to see our dog
Three things you′d be wary of: a new kid in his prime
A man with all the answers, and code that runs first time
Summoned from our cubicles, to conference room we go
We bring our dog and pony 'cause we know they want a show
Watching as we enter with a shifty, restless eye
The customer sits waiting in his pinstriped suit and tie
Three things never trust in: that's the vendor′s final bill
The promises your boss makes, and the customer′s goodwill
The pony kicks his heels up as the doggy does his trick
And hands are waved with vigor as we lay it on real thick
The customer just watches as we do this song and dance
Then reaches for his briefcase, only giving us a glance
Three things see no end: a loop with exit code gone wrong
A semaphore untested, and the change that comes along
From briefcase then there comes a list of things we must revise
And all but four within the room are taken by surprise
And all but four are thinking of their last job with remorse
The customer, the manager, the doggy, and the horse
Three things hold no secret: file that somehow hit the net
Your boss's secretary, and the third thing, I forget
First, 21 new features that we somehow must add in
Then 37 changes show up, much to our chagrin
And this thing′s just inadequate, and that one's just plain wrong
And by the way, your schedule is about three months too long
Three things it is better, far, that only you should know
How much you′re paid, the schedule pad, and what is just for show
The customer proceeds to go through each change, line by line
Excruciating detail which no logic can define
And when it ends, there's only four not sitting there agog
The customer, the manager, the pony, and the dog
Three things never anger: first, the one who runs your deck
The one who does the backup, and the one who signs your check
Now we are contract software types who spend our days and nights
Embedded in the system down with all the bits and bytes
And none but us can tell full well the damage done today
It′s what they do not know for which they're gonna have to pay
Three things are most perilous: connectors that corrode
Unproven algorithms, and self-modifying code
The manager and customer are quick to leave this bunch
They take the dog and pony and they all go out for lunch
Now how will we revenge ourselves on those who raise our ire?
Write code that self-destructs the day the warranty's expired!
Three things trust above all else: your knowledge of your craft
That someone makes a profit, and that you will get the shaft!
A manager and customer come looking for a show
They pass, amused, among us as they sign off on the log
They′ve come to see our pony and they've come to see our dog
Three things you′d be wary of: a new kid in his prime
A man with all the answers, and code that runs first time
Summoned from our cubicles, to conference room we go
We bring our dog and pony 'cause we know they want a show
Watching as we enter with a shifty, restless eye
The customer sits waiting in his pinstriped suit and tie
Three things never trust in: that's the vendor′s final bill
The promises your boss makes, and the customer′s goodwill
The pony kicks his heels up as the doggy does his trick
And hands are waved with vigor as we lay it on real thick
The customer just watches as we do this song and dance
Then reaches for his briefcase, only giving us a glance
Three things see no end: a loop with exit code gone wrong
A semaphore untested, and the change that comes along
From briefcase then there comes a list of things we must revise
And all but four within the room are taken by surprise
And all but four are thinking of their last job with remorse
The customer, the manager, the doggy, and the horse
Three things hold no secret: file that somehow hit the net
Your boss's secretary, and the third thing, I forget
First, 21 new features that we somehow must add in
Then 37 changes show up, much to our chagrin
And this thing′s just inadequate, and that one's just plain wrong
And by the way, your schedule is about three months too long
Three things it is better, far, that only you should know
How much you′re paid, the schedule pad, and what is just for show
The customer proceeds to go through each change, line by line
Excruciating detail which no logic can define
And when it ends, there's only four not sitting there agog
The customer, the manager, the pony, and the dog
Three things never anger: first, the one who runs your deck
The one who does the backup, and the one who signs your check
Now we are contract software types who spend our days and nights
Embedded in the system down with all the bits and bytes
And none but us can tell full well the damage done today
It′s what they do not know for which they're gonna have to pay
Three things are most perilous: connectors that corrode
Unproven algorithms, and self-modifying code
The manager and customer are quick to leave this bunch
They take the dog and pony and they all go out for lunch
Now how will we revenge ourselves on those who raise our ire?
Write code that self-destructs the day the warranty's expired!
Three things trust above all else: your knowledge of your craft
That someone makes a profit, and that you will get the shaft!
Writer(s): Leslie Fish, Duane Elms Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
