V.R.P. Songtext
von Les VRP

Je m′appelle Fabrice et moi c'est St? phane
Mon p′tit nom c'est Marc et le mien Gilbert
Le meilleur copain de Gilbert, c'est Marc
L′ami de Fabrice, c′est lui, c'est St? phane
Mon copain Gilbert est un gars tr? s chic
Mon ami St? phane est bien sympathique
Je t′en prie Fabrice, arr? te tes boniments
Excuse-le St? phane, il est repr? sentant,


Quelquefois Gilbert travaille avec Fabrice
Ils sont coll? gues de bureau et tout se passe bien,
Il arrive que Marc bosse avec St? phane
Dans la folie du travail pas question de bataille,
V.R.P., les vendeurs repr? sentants placiers
V.R.P., voyageurs sans r? pits qui font du porte? porte
V.R.P., les vendeurs repr? sentants placiers
V.R.P., volontiers et rapides, ils grimpent les paliers
V: vendu, R: re? u, P: per? u
V.R.P.
V: vampire, R: remplir, P: produire
V.R.P.

Now c'mon Buddy, can′t you see
I'm a travelling man, that′s what I am
From the east to the west, I do my best
You'll all the damn' things to supply your needs
Don′t ask me where, I get my kicks
Got a million of occasions, to show you tricks
Don′t have to sing a lullaby to make you sleep
Got the right machine for you to buy, it's very cheap

{Refrain:}
Cos′ I'm a V.R.P.
And it′s goddamn nice of you to be with me
Yes I'm V.R.P.
And soon you want me to hold it when you pee


Now you got it right, cos′ you know who I am
It's really outta sight, cos' you know I′m the man
You′d better keep in touch, cos' I can give you anything
From a double dutch to a box of aspirine
In case you lose your mind, I can find you a brain
The job is mine all mine, as sure as eggs is eggs
And if you got a problem, just talk with me
Don′t you believe in God? I'm gonna set you free!

{Au Refrain}

Now it′s time to go, but I'll be back soon
And next time I′ll be able to get you to the moon
So don't you regret, cos' I′ve got some friends
And in matter of sex, we′ve got a few bargains
Now you cry out loud, you've got no money left
Don′t you worry next time, I'll come and fetch the rest
This and that, anything you need
A rubber baby buggy bumper or a tapestry.

(Merci? Quentin pour cettes paroles)