Mushroom Men Songtext
von Les Claypool

(Mu-mu-mu... mushroom men)

You may see horses try to fly
A dog with periwinkle eyes
But peppered earth with chunks of sky
Now there′s a sight worth seein'

When sod gets moist with dewy flow
And the fungus spores they start to show
And if you′re sharp and in the know
You may spy a different bein'

(Mu-mu-mu-...mushroom men)

I lean my head on a window pane
And stare out cat-eyed through the rain
And though the dim's an awful strain
I think I′ve seen a mushroom man
I think I′ve seen a mushroom man


(Mu-mu-mu... mushroom men)

Boletes, boletes, I'm looking for boletes
Boletes, boletes, I′m looking for boletes
Boletes, boletes
Don't touch the amanitas
Look out for amanitas

(Mu-mu-mu... mushroom men)

Be it seven sons or seven trout
They came to see with throbbing doubt
The fungi as they pranced about
M-m-m-m-mushroom men

(Mu-mu-mu... mushroom men)

Now when mares eat oats and does eat oats
And jackalopes eat bacon
It′s time to get your glasses checked
Cause surely you're mistaken


M-m-m-m-mushroom men