One Weird Tip (Instruments) Songtext
von Lemon Demon

I′m offering to you a business proposal
My new weight loss methods are at your disposal
For pennies a day get your college diploma
And miracle pills found to cure melanoma
So tell me if you are a small business owner
Because I am offering free ink and toner
I've got Oxycodone without a prescription
And replica watches with custom inscriptions

My name is Wanita, I′m young and I'm lonely
For 100 dollars in USD only
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace
I need you to save me, I have too much money
The government hates me but I know you love me
I′m desperate and wealthy, I′m single and Christian
You're all I have left and I pray that you′ll listen to


One weird tip discovered by a mom
A weird old tip discovered by a mom
And you can own your name dot com
And you can own your name dot com
And you can own your name dot net
With all the action you are gonna get
With self-help talks on CD-ROM
And one weird tip discovered by a mom

Jessica Landon tagged you in a photo
And Danny Malone shared a link on your timeline
And Benjamin Keaton is following you
And your dad commented on a photo you're tagged in
And Christopher Washington wants to be friends
And Michelle Attenborough suggested you like Attenborough Productions
And Lillian Barry invited you to a performance of Tommy

My name is Wanita, I′m young and I'm lonely
For 100 dollars in USD only
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis
I′m here in Nigeria alone in my palace
I need you to save me, I have too much money
The government hates me but I know you love me
I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian
It′s simple, it′s safe, it's a fool-proof system


One weird tip discovered by a mom
A weird old tip discovered by a mom
And you can own your name dot com
And you can own your name dot com
And you can own your name dot net
With all the action you are gonna get
With self-help talks on CD-ROM
And one weird tip discovered by a mom

My name is Wanita, I′m young and I'm lonely (one weird trick)
For 100 dollars in USD only (discovered by a)
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis (mom a weird old)
I′m here in Nigeria alone in my palace (tip discovered by)
I need you to save me, I have too much money (a mom and you)
The government hates me but I know you love me (can own your)
I'm desperate and wealthy, I′m single and Christian (name dot com)
You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen (and you can own)

My name is Wanita, I′m young and I′m lonely (your name dot)
For 100 dollars in USD only (com and you can)
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis (own your name dot)
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace (net with all)
I need you to save me, I have too much money (the action)
The government hates me, but I know you love me (you are gonna get)
I′m desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian (with self-help talks)
You′re all I have left and I pray that you'll listen (on CD-)

My name is Wanita, I′m young and I'm lonely (ROM and one weird)
For 100 dollars in USD only (trick discovered)
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis (by a mom)
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace (one weird trick)
I need you to save me, I have too much money (discovered by a mom)
The government hates me but I know you love me (one weird trick)
I′m desperate and wealthy, I′m single and Christian (discovered by a mom)
You're all I have left and I- (one-)

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