New Technology Blues Songtext
von Léah Kline

Ain′t got no car
I lost my phone
And now I feel
So all alone
Ain't no sound
Of man around
I′ve got the new technology blues

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My battery died
My Mac is down
No way to reach me
And I'm still in town
I′m unplugged
′N I'm confused
I′ve got the new technology blues


I can not text
A'int got no roam
I can not Skype
When I′m at home
Ipod don' work
My memory′s wiped
My entire world's blacked out overnight!

Somebody help me (help me)
No one knows where I am (where I am)
God! what will I do
With two free hands (two free hands)
I have no choice I'll have to talk to you
I′ve got the new technology blues

Thank you for calling
To reboot your life
Press one
(Keypad one, keypad one)
(Busy signal)

Can′t catch my breath
Out of my mind
I can't relax
I can′t unwind
I need to chat with someone real
Gotta drink away this misery I feel


Somebody help me!
These dark times can't last for long
I may just have to kill myself at the
End of this song
(No!) My lifeline is cut
I′m dyin' from the blues (Oh ho oh)
Hey Bartender!
Pour me some heavy booze (Mmm mmm)
Wake me up
′N hit me with the news

(Soon we all) I can't be the only one, day we all gonna
Get the new technology
Blues