You Are Woman, I Am Man Songtext
von Lea Michele, Ramin Karimloo & New Broadway Cast of Funny Girl

You, are woman
I, am man
You are smaller, so I can be taller than
You are softer to the touch
It′s a feeling I like feeling very much
You, are someone I've admired

Still, our friendship
Leaves something to be desired
Does it take more explanation than this?
You are woman, I am man
Let′s kiss

Isn't this the height of nonchalance
Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
Well, a bit of dinner never hurt
But guess who is gonna be dessert?
Do good girls do just what mama says
When mama's not around?
It′s a feeling
Oy vey, what a feeling


A bit of pâté? (Hah!)
I drink it all day

Should I do the things he′ll tell me to?
In this pickle, what would Sadie do?
In my soul I feel an inner lack
Just suppose he wants his dinner back

Does it take more explanation than this?
Just some dried-out toast in a sliver
On the top
Oh, a little chopped liver!
Oh, this is fabulous
You wanna try a little? Here, have some
Take- Whoa!

How many girls become a sinner
While waiting for a roast beef dinner?
Though most girls slip in ordinary ways
I got style, I do it bordelaise
Well, at least he thinks I'm special
He ordered à la carte


It′s a feeling I like feeling very
I feel the feeling down to my toes
Now I feel that there's a fire here
Try that once a little higher, dear
What a beast to ruin such a pearl
Would a convent take a Jewish girl?

Does it take more explanation than this?
Ooh, the thrills and chills going through me
If I stop him now
Can he sue me?

You are woman
You are man
Let′s