Trader Joe’s Songtext
von Landon Conrath

Hey man
Been sleepin′ in the basement
I'm scared to be replaced
I′m just a pillowcase anyway
But I've started gettin' over my fears of gettin′ older

And it′s fashion
It's rippin′ at the seams
I guess it's been a while
Of goin′ outta style and I know
That my friends think I'm boring
My calls, they′ve been ignoring

Oh, I'm so dramatic
Oh, tried to change, forget about it
Oh, ordinary force of habit
Oh, I can't do anything right


Burn my house down
Just to gain some control in my life
Three strikes out
I′m not gettin′ over it
I crashed my Honda
And now I'm rollin′ on my bike
It's fine ′cause
Nothing matters anyway

(Nothing matters anyway)

Missin' free throws
Left and right, shatter my ego, oh
It happens every week
I′m lyin' through my teeth just to do it again
Cowabunga, my life's been goin′ under

I′m all hype
Hide my face at Trader Joe's
Outta sight
Actin′ like everybody knows
It's alright
Easy come and easy go
What a bummer summer
Tell my girl I love her

I′m so dramatic
Tried to change, forget about it
Ordinary force of habit
I can't do anything right


Burn my house down
Just to gain some control in my life
Three strikes out
I′m not gettin' over it
I crashed my Honda
And now I'm rollin′ on my bike
It′s fine 'cause
Nothing matters anyway