Ring Finger Songtext
von Lainey Wilson

Woo hoo
Woo hoo
Woo hoo
Woo hoo
We was two years in it was just about time
That the line got walked and the knot got tied
I was tired of giving up the milk for free
So I said boy you better get on one knee
Well he popped the question and I took that rock
And I made me an appointment at the beauty shop
Got a little white dress and a boutonniere
While he was laying with the dog drinking day old beer
Then he picked me up when the big day came
The courthouse was just about a mile away
I saw a long black hair on a short bench seat
I said that there hair don′t belong to me
I hollered tell me who
He said babe it ain't like that
I said read between the lines
Kept the cash and left his ass


I got the ring
He got the finger
Yeah I hit the road ′fore we's on Jerry Springer
Love is sweet but you know what's sweeter
I got the ring
He got the finger
Woo hoo
I had the windows down diamond in the wind
I had half a mind to call up his friend
I called my mama said cancel the shower
I′s mad as hell but it was happy hour
I hit up the pawn I hit up the bar
I hit on the bouncer and I took it too far
Took it to the back took it to the front
And I took it wherever the hell I want
Wherever I want
Wherever I want
I got the ring
He got the finger
He got a cheating country song and buddy I′m a singer
Love is sweet but you know what's sweeter
I got the ring
He got the finger
So this here song′s for all the girls
Who had the balls to walk away from Earl
Bigger nuts than a redneck squirrel
Let me hear it if you know what I mean
Ya lost your man but ya took the bling bling
I got the ring
He got the finger
Yeah I hit the road 'fore we′s on Jerry Springer
Love is sweet but you know what's sweeter
I got the ring
He got the finger
I got the ring
He got the bird