Wanderin’ Songtext
von Kyle Gordon

I killed a man in Kansas City
′Cause I thought he read my mail
And I was forced to leave Missouri
When I skipped out on my bail

And I got a union job in Tulsa
Removin' lead from the county drains
And I split town when I robbed a Wendy′s
'Cause by the way, I love cocaine
And meth, hoo-ha!

When I'm wanderin′
That′s my life
Well, I stayed up with a whore all night
And now she's my wife

And when I′m wanderin'
That′s what I do
Well you can find me, maybe, baby, upstairs with you
Makin' love, then I′m gone, 'cause I am wanderin'


I went to jail in Tallahassee
For haulin′ bootleg bacon grease
And I met Ronald Reagan′s grandson
And we got married for a week
For tax purposes and also for sex

I got shot to death down in New Orleans
But they brought me back to life in a Creole bar
A voodoo shaman did some voodoo on me
Then she stole four hundred bucks and keyed my car
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

When I'm wanderin′
Never knowin' my old man
I tried to leave my wife last night, oh Lord
And she shot me in the leg
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

When I′m wanderin'
Couldn′t tell you half the things I did
Man, I know they're out there somewhere (huh, who you talkin' ′bout?)
Fuck I know that I got kids
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

When I′m wanderin'
And when the Devil rings my bell
Well, only pussies go to Heaven
That′s why I'm stayin′ here in Hell


Oh my God, I love cocaine