Turning Into Elvis Songtext
von Kyf Brewer

My hair got bigger yesterday
Piled up all by itself but it seemed to fit my face
I find myself in wild regress
While chasing existential bounds
It scares me some I must confess
The times I feel I′m turning into elvis
Turning into elvis
Tacked on some weight but I don't care
Odd times I catch myself karate chopping air
Bought my mama a cadillac
Credit bureau took it back
Seems I overlooked the fact
That I was broke whilst turning into elvis
Turning into elvis
Mashed potatoes black eyed peas
Kiss my ass what′s wrong with me? Shot up my tv yesterday
Some fool on sellin me commemorative plates
Through no illusions on my part
I've come to dig the guy I am
I sneer inside a jiffy mart
And when a woman screams I call her ma'am
Paint my rec room green & red
And vanish in those hallowed halls
And just when they′re convinced I′m dead
I'll reappear in shopping malls
& Find myself a manager
Who understands the fix I′m in
And make me lots of ill got cash
To comfort me while turning into elvis
Turning into elvis.