Young Girl Songtext
von Kunt and the Gang

I thought you had to be 18 to get into a club
But that presumption nearly got me in trub
I pulled a sexy girl but when I got back to her house
She had posters up of McFly and Mickey fuckin' Mouse
I asked her how old she was, she said "Nearly 16 -
"Now my Mum and Dad's asleep upstairs
Please don't cause a scene"
I had a woody anyway but I decided I
Should take it out her mouth and put it back into my fly

She's got boobs and she's got a muff
But the law says she's not old enough
Young girl, I can't stick it in you
I'm not advocating under age sex
But my knob keeps telling me 'what the heck?!'
Young girl, I can't stick it in you

Young girl, you're just so bloody young
But that doesn't stop me wanting
To stick my stiffy into your front bum


I've got a feeling in my trousers
Makes me wanna take this further than the law allows us
Young girl, I can't stick it in you
Technically she's still a minor
So I have to keep my willy out of tight vagina
Young girl, I can't stick it in you

Young girl, you're of such tender years
But it always seems like a good idea
After a few beers

In only 2 months her birthday's looming
Should I wait around for that or is it technically grooming?
Young girl, I can't stick it in you
She's just as mature as the older chicks
But in the back of my mind there's what happened to Graeme Rix
Young girl, I can't stick it in you

Young girl, we have to say goodbye
But expect a phone call in 60 days
When I want some furry pie
'Cause when you're 16 they can't stop me
Doing the old in-out till I do white wee-wee
Young girl, I'm gonna stick it in you