Everybody Poops Songtext
von Koo Koo

So what the heck
Were you thinking?
It′s gotta come out
There's no reason to pout

I can′t believe
You're embarrassed
Pooping is fun
Just flush when you're done

It′s a well-known fact
A simple natural act
It must pass through your tract
On the daily

Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Eventually


It might be stuck
Constipation
Fiber′s the trick
To making it slick

Or possibly
Diarrhea
It's all leaky and wet
You′re stuck on the toilet

You're waiting in the queue
Your face is turning blue
You must go number two
In a hurry

Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Eventually

Break it down

Girls poop and boys poop
And dogs poop and cats poop too
You know it′s true (know it's true)
Big turds and wet turds
And small turds and round turds too
Float in the loo (in the loo)


Moms poop and dads poop
And whales poop and you poop too
You know you do (true, you do)
It′s sloppy and icky
And stinky and drippy too
It's not taboo

'Cause everybody poops
Everybody poops
Everybody poops
Eventually

Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Everybody poops (poops)
Eventually

Everybody po-, poops