Up, Up, Down, Down Songtext
von Kirby Krackle

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right
B, A, Select, Start, I′m trying to unlock your heart
From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls
I'm hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you.

I see that you frequent my shop
I′d like for you to know my name,
The call me box 138

I think, we are due, for a walk
Cause like me you pull from the middle,
And skip the books up on the top, so...

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right
B, A, Select, Start, I'm trying to unlock your heart
From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls
I'm hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you.

I wish I could know what you dream
Are you flying high without a care?
Do people often stop and stare?


Cause you′re both a girl and fan
I bet it′s hard to join the rest
With fanboys staring at your chest, so...

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right
B, A, Select, Start, I'm trying to unlock your heart
From years of walls, and when Hyrule falls
I′m hoping that the things I do are working to connect with you.

Even though it's improbable, it seems that this could go my way
I should take a risk, then like Wilson Fisk, be the Kingpin of this day
Then you turn around and say hello, and everything′s okay


That night, when we went on a date
Our goals in life we talked about while sipping on a Guiness stout
Until we drove back to your place
I said we should do it again
That's when you stabbed me with a pen
Because you planned to murder me
Cause you′ve been stalking me for weeks
And then shoved me in your house
And punched me hard right in the mouth
And warned me that I shouldn't scream
Or you'd gut me like Wolverine
This date had turned out kinda sucky
I thought i was getting lucky
Not cut up in little bits
And served up as your favorite dish
She′s a man-eater I′m told
Like the song from Hall & Oates
Influenced by The Temptations
Played on the 60's on every station
I don′t know where this song will end
But I don't care because I′m dead

Whoa oh, cause I'm dead
Whoa oh, cause I′m dead
Whoa oh, cause I'm dead
Whoa oh, cause I'm dead
I′m dead, I′m dead, I'm dead