The Second Coming Songtext
von King Strang

One, two, three, four

Long ago, I was a king among men
Lyin′, cheatin', stealin′ my way to heaven
What that good Lord said had led me astray
Every Sunday mornin' preachin' fear and hate
That was until 1856
Met two men with guns on their hips
Well, before I knew, they′d shot me dead
No heaven for me, I went to hell instead

I′m comin' back to right my wrongs
All I wanna do is get drunk, sing songs
That Bible never helped me anyway
And I′m sorry for everything I've done
Now I′m back to show you how to have a little fun
Here's to the Devil for everything he had to say


When I got down to that fiery deep
Saw the man in rule, here′s what he said to me
"For the price of your soul, I can send you back"
"But you work for me, and you wear all black"
He said "no more fear and no more hate"
"Yes, no more God, no more fiery fates"
"Just liquor and booze, a good time to bring"
"Maybe a little cocaine to help you sing"

I'm comin' back to right my wrongs
All I wanna do is get drunk, sing songs
That Bible never helped me anyway
Well, I′m sorry for everything I′ve done
Now I'm back to show you how to have a little fun
Here′s to the Devil for everything he had to say

Yes, back again to right my wrongs
I'm here to show you how to have a little fun—
Aw fuck, dude, goddamnit